2012-04-30
| 08:10 |
Google: Android is open source, except when we say it isn't. http://t.co/Pjla7ZRS |
| 08:27 |
When the photographer becomes the photographee. Thanks, Craig! http://t.co/Itzqy8Oa |
| 08:29 |
@HappyTinfoilCat Sorry, but open is open. You can't declare open source and then hold it back when it's convenient. |
| 08:47 |
@HappyTinfoilCat It's more than config files. Google says differences between publicly available & what's on Nexus is nobody's business. |
| 09:04 |
@IsobelCarr But how could even a lesbian resist such virile masculinity? Besides, she's just waiting for the right one to turn her straight. |
| 09:04 |
@IsobelCarr And yes, I'm aware that that's total crap. |
| 09:35 |
Scratch an extreme moralist & you'll likely find a perv. (Santorum asks to photograph Lindsay, then lamely denies it.) http://t.co/Mp3hJTLU |
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2012-04-29
2012-04-28
| 14:12 |
If Mitt wants to appeal to women, maybe hiring a misogynist asshole as his Constitutional advisor's not the best move. http://t.co/Z8JNUmZP |
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2012-04-27
| 16:28 |
My uncle played his age in golf. He was 80 at the time. Newt's unpopularity nearly reaches his age: 64.4% at 68. He's working at it. |
| 17:46 |
RT @pourmecoffee: Newt Gingrich's Secret Service ends tonight, Must hurt to lose someone you thought would be there for you. [*snort*] |
| 17:59 |
Those 31 GOP Senators who voted against reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act? Clearly they don't believe in a vengeful God. |
| 23:06 |
RT @LittleLeaguelol: New strip, everyone! http://t.co/YnrE4Y8L [Yay! Also, about time.] |
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2012-04-26
| 09:18 |
With Newt finally admitting defeat, does this mean more press coverage for Ron Paul. No. No, it most certainly doesn't. |
| 21:24 |
Enter to win your choice: a Nikon D800 or Canon 5D MK III from @viewbug & Scott Bourne. Please RT. Info at: http://t.co/SD84axen |
| 21:28 |
RT @liberalease: Fox vs. Reality >> http://t.co/ys9k4iIr [Facts, not Fox.] |
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2012-04-25
| 07:52 |
Fox News' Steve Doocy lies about his earlier lies, clarifies nothing except that he's a partisan hack. http://t.co/76DRp2az |
| 08:00 |
A sequel to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Sounds better than the original book. Wonder if I can get it on my iPhone... http://t.co/hMETPEES |
| 09:22 |
Consistency is a virtue, right? Consistently wrong, not so much. Pundit fantasies on GOP nominees: http://t.co/lWxnOhEG (I blame the drugs.) |
| 11:00 |
Just paid for my July cruise to Alaska. Guess that makes it real now, huh? State #50, I'm coming to see you. |
| 14:35 |
http://t.co/kb9NPyRu So now you know. |
| 14:53 |
Best product reviews EVER! http://t.co/u2Da0k4W |
| 18:15 |
Had one of those experiences that remind me of how much I hate going into Fry's. Not exactly bait & switch, but not far off. |
| 18:19 |
Installing a Wii has given me a headache. I blame Rachel and her Rock Band party. |
| 23:10 |
A little excitement at my friend's studio tonight. Someone amused himself by setting a dumpster on fire. Many thanks to the Santa Clara FD. |
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2012-04-24
| 14:35 |
Minnesota GOP: not just intellectually bankrupt, but also bankrupt bankrupt. http://t.co/wi43PXDU |
| 15:51 |
Dog: I could kill you but I don't want to. Cat: I want to kill you but I can't. http://t.co/8Z3pz1il via @ebertchicago |
| 16:06 |
Fox's Steve Doocy to clarify Obama quote. What's to clarify? Doocy made it up. He lied. He's a lying liar. http://t.co/v2UhyGFL |
| 16:14 |
Watching the latest episode of @KevinPollak's Chat Show. http://t.co/R2FY5Pa9 My Larry King game didn't win, but they read my email. Cool. |
| 18:05 |
Wow. Email error sends termination notices to an entire company. Now that's comedy! http://t.co/RUIxEG6V |
| 20:11 |
Highlights Magazine has been screwing with children's heads for decades. No wonder we're so completely fucked up! http://t.co/80os7MCA |
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2012-04-23
| 18:45 |
After we're done with Texas, can we get Florida to secede next? WTF doesn't begin to cover it. http://t.co/gLOA6HOl |
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2012-04-22
| 08:10 |
Funny Amazon. Customers who viewed http://t.co/fsE9tQqQ also viewed http://t.co/Vzg4iIb1 |
| 09:49 |
TiVo set to record new @PFTompkins special tonight on Comedy Central. Funny guy, and one of the nicest people I've ever met. |
| 18:04 |
Today was a fine day to drive up to Napa. At least I assume it was, since everybody else had the same damn idea. |
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2012-04-21
| 07:29 |
A happy birthday to @GeorgeTakei. Thanks for the lessons both in dignity and in not taking yourself too seriously. |
| 10:55 |
@VictoriaDahl Radiant? Do they glow in the dark or something? |
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2012-04-20
| 09:11 |
RT @alwayscoffee: Guys, is a Magic 8 ball still an acceptable decision-making tool? I'm, uh, asking for a friend. [Reply hazy, ask again.] |
| 09:12 |
In a haze this morning. Saw Spamalot with friends last night in SF, followed by late ice cream attack. Good judgment in short supply. |
| 09:37 |
An interesting and distressing history of so-called truth drugs. Movies make this stuff seem so simple and true. http://t.co/FbpAJu1E |
| 10:44 |
Call to my cell with no message turns out to be political survey/cruise deal. Found whole thread on this scam by Googling phone number. |
| 20:30 |
@AnneWheaton Koalas are so unreal, aren't they? Cuter than any creature has a right to be. |
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2012-04-19
| 11:26 |
Just got my ticket for Weird @AlYankovic at Mountain Winery this August. Row B! |
| 14:02 |
RT @SammLevine: CASEY KASEM WINS!! CASEY KASEM WINS!! #RIPDickClark [Too soon, Samm.] |
| 16:35 |
Something Fierce by @mariancall is available on Amazon: http://t.co/zZmIAdxr Have it. Love it. (A lot.) |
| 16:39 |
I remember hearing the Chipmunks on American Bandstand. When would that have been? 1959? Thanks, Mr. Clark. |
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2012-04-18
| 10:20 |
@VictoriaDahl Tell her being her first puts all kinds of pressure on a guy. And not just the good kind. |
| 12:02 |
Ann Romney is delusional, which no doubt helps in her marriage to Mitt. http://t.co/61SZbkrQ |
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2012-04-17
| 08:43 |
@CarolynCrane Yes, it's bad. And whatever you do, don't use a spray bottle on your screen. (I'm assuming it's an LCD. If not, ignore me.) |
| 10:38 |
@hellobuglers Your suffering for your art puns is nothing compared to ours. Truly execrable. |
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2012-04-16
| 21:20 |
@wilw So envious. Gold Coast is one place in Oz I haven't been. |
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2012-04-15
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2012-04-13
| 08:03 |
If AZ can say pregnancy starts 2 weeks before conception, why can't GOP blame Obama for job losses before inauguration? http://t.co/E73prLMx |
| 11:56 |
Newt calls out Fox News for bias? I for one am stunned. http://t.co/Foqd2Nau |
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2012-04-12
| 08:12 |
A film critic goes all rhapsodic for Joe Versus the Volcano, a movie I've always loved. http://t.co/zS0ojLgX |
| 19:38 |
@wilw You knew the Westerdam had a lot of that stuff in the Vista Dining Room, right? All part of the English Breakfast. |
| 21:26 |
You know that interview I had last week? Just got word they want round 2 tomorrow afternoon. Good; that means no time to sweat about it. |
| 22:59 |
@mariancall I saw a theatrical version of Singing in the Rain in Melbourne. Saw an actor do the whole bouncing off walls thing & was amazed. |
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2012-04-11
| 10:53 |
#JoCoCruiseCrazy participant David Rees talks Artisanal Pencil Sharpening in GQ. Fer realz. http://t.co/25SJWFjV |
| 11:05 |
Rick Santorum's ending his campaign? Part of me is sad. (The part that revels in absurdity.) Too late for Perry or Cain to get back in? |
| 11:08 |
Santorum didn't even wait for home state Repugs to show their disdain? No guts, no gory. |
| 11:12 |
With Santorum out, is this Ron Paul's moment? (Uh, no.) |
| 11:23 |
@JustaSunGod How could you forget Ron Paul? I can't, no matter how hard I try. |
| 11:28 |
RT @TheStevenWeber: Now Santorum can go back to restoring his good name. [*snort*] |
| 15:51 |
@nprscottsimon It's not about free speech. It's about not pissing off your customer base. |
| 15:55 |
RT @joshacagan: I'll miss you most of all, poop foam jokes. [So will we all.] |
| 16:14 |
Does Gawker really have a spy at Fox News? I might have to forgive them their iPhone asshattery. (But not yet.) http://t.co/war1CpmI |
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2012-04-10
| 08:51 |
If George Lucas got his hands on Titanic. "It's better!" (It really is.) http://t.co/3zJYbBNa |
| 08:59 |
Geek cred for Daniel Radcliffe for singing Tom Lehrer's The Elements. Not easy without a cheat sheet. http://t.co/PhRQqDTF |
| 10:00 |
@thinkgeek That's not so impressive. Murray Leinster described the Internet in 1946! http://t.co/IuMT7Sy6 |
| 11:01 |
Foxconn's other customers aren't talking, and no one seems to care. Not even Mike Daisey? http://t.co/B64oxBPY |
| 13:12 |
Mitt Romney says anyone who went to Harvard is out of touch. Guess it really does take one to know one. |
| 15:33 |
@AnneWheaton Wait! You mean The Simpsons lied to us? |
| 17:49 |
A new comic strip from @LittleLeagueLol? This day just got so much better. http://t.co/tP6PKSNx |
| 18:48 |
Sunkist's web FAQ has a response to tuna complaints. "Perhaps you're referring to Starkist." Perhaps they are at that. (Jeeze.) |
| 19:38 |
Having dealt with this one running a friend's forum, I want it to be a crime to misrepresent the 1st Amendment. http://t.co/UAb4sOnQ |
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2012-04-09
| 08:45 |
@cbglacier Dunno about the other guys, but @mariancall puts on one hell of a show. Totally envious! |
| 13:48 |
RT @alan_tudyk: Happy Easter y'all http://t.co/GXoahqcY [That's just wrong.] |
| 21:58 |
Best email subject in a while: "Scam Compensation Alert, View Attachment For More Details And Better Understanding." What could go wrong? |
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2012-04-08
| 13:34 |
RT @JohnRossBowie: Elijah's gone. So is my PS3, my Blade Runner Blu-Ray, and all my Sudafed. I'm not sure he really was Elijah... [Really?] |
| 14:19 |
RT @TheStevenWeber: Easter Explained: Jesus dyed on the cross. [Eggs? Peeps? Both?] |
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2012-04-07
2012-04-06
| 16:11 |
Visit to Sequoia Natl Park in early April not the best idea. Snow, hail, mountain roads and construction. But I survived it all! |
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2012-04-05
| 08:55 |
@petersagal How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None; we'll just declare darkness an industry standard. |
| 08:56 |
@petersagal How many feminists does it take to change a #lightbulb? One, and that's NOT FUNNY! |
| 08:58 |
@petersagal How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "It's alright, I'll just sit here in the dark." |
| 08:59 |
@petersagal How many software engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, it's clearly a hardware problem. |
| 09:01 |
@petersagal How many hardware engineers does it take to change a #lightbulb? None, we'll change the documentation. |
| 09:02 |
@petersagal How many New Yorkers does it take to change a #lightbulb? "None of your f%#king business!" |
| 09:09 |
What's the difference between a computer salesman and Rick Santorum? The salesman doesn't know he's full of shit. http://t.co/xLYnmj6L |
| 10:28 |
If Romney doesn't believe he can win without lying, is there anyone who believes he can govern without lying? |
| 12:27 |
Road tripping'! Taking a little drive in the Central Valley for a few days. So far the weather is cooperating. |
| 12:42 |
Got the "You look just like Spielberg" thing again today. I don't see it, aside from Jewish, gray hair, beard & glasses. |
| 18:59 |
Here's something you don't see in the Bay Area. Or is that just me? http://t.co/etAM4ObW |
| 22:14 |
@srj68 Right now I'm on the Central Valley side of Pacheco Pass. So there's water for fishing around here. But live bait vending? Funny. |
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2012-04-04
| 12:37 |
Test to see if I believe in jynxes: Just back from a first interview at a software firm. It went very well. Followup next week or two. |
| 12:52 |
@paulandstorm @petersagal Worst cyclops ever. |
| 14:06 |
@KimberlyMarvel Thanks, honey. I miss you, and so does my camera. |
| 14:48 |
Best Titanic review ever! http://t.co/r8y0jNH4 (I watched it on a plane. Walked out half way through.) |
| 17:25 |
@AnneWheaton Sure, you've got the legs for it. |
| 19:57 |
RT @RealNichelle: Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper! http://t.co/jMj1R5QU [The Trekkie in me goes SQUEE!] |
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2012-04-03
2012-04-02
| 08:44 |
Am I just cranky, or are this year's April Fool stunts particularly lame and annoying? |
| 15:31 |
No, http://change.org, repeating Mike Daisey's lies about Apple doesn't make you heroic or even relevant. It makes you gullible idiots. |
| 15:33 |
RT @neiltyson: Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. That's why restaurants never serve them together. [The man's a god.] |
| 19:23 |
@GeekandSundry I waited 8 1/2 hours in line for my iPhone 4. How's that? |
| 19:33 |
@GeekandSundry San Francisco to Sydney for a Farscape convention. Twice. |
| 20:05 |
@Lomara I got to talk to @FeliciaDay! How cool was that? |
| 20:06 |
I just got to spend a few seconds on the @GeekandSundry Google+ hangout! Talked with @FeliciaDay and everything! |
| 21:04 |
@AnneWheaton You are having *way* too much fine with them googly eyes! |
| 21:50 |
Crap. My mom gave me plain paper napkins with my school lunches. Clearly she didn't love me at all. http://t.co/BS7xr2iK |
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2012-04-01
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