Disorderly Content

2012-07-31

Monday's Tweets

06:36 Oh boy! @reduced is coming to the Bay Area October 27th. Just got my ticket. Sure hope they're amusing...
06:49 @Ebeebee71 Thanks, but I know @reduced very well, going back to CA Ren Faire days. Have seen all their shows except Christmas.
06:50 RT @froonium: Oz actor/writer/raconteur Jonathan Hardy, voice of Rygel and soul of #Farscape, has passed away at the age of 71. [Too young.]
11:00 Once again, the coverup is far more damaging than the lie. http://t.co/sY3BN1jL
20:41 So does this mean Mitt's cool with socialized medicine for all Jews, or just Israeli Jews? http://t.co/yvtpcLuA

2012-07-30

Sunday's Tweets

06:59 Up way too early, checked out of hotel, car returned, through Security & now at the gate for San Jose flight. Tired, as you might guess.
07:03 Ridiculous long line at Starbucks stand. I'm thirsty, but I'm not *that* thirsty.
07:06 @alwayscoffee but... The line... Too many hobbitses. Hates hobbitses. Hate.
07:24 Just got a call from Southwest: my flight is leaving from gate 9. Huh. I didn't know we were leaving from any other gate.
08:12 RT @joshtpm: Cheney: Picking Palin Was A 'Mistake' http://t.co/zoiRL0Xp via @TPMLivewire [From the Duh Department]
18:32 RT @counternotions: March 15, 1985. The first domain name bought: http://t.co/XcH1WER3. [My employer back then. Thought we'd change world.]
19:12 Just learned that Jonathan Hardy has died. He gave Farscape's Rygel XVI voice, and was both inspiring and funny in person. We'll miss him.
20:02 @HelloTheFuture Entirely my pleasure, Nicole. (If I had to rely on my art, I'd starve too.) Can't wait to catch up on #jococruisecrazy3.
20:05 @HelloTheFuture Good to know. I assumed you were playing on the cliche rather than being literal. Happy to know I was right.

2012-07-29

Saturday's Tweets

08:15 Off to LA for a screening this afternoon of @iamthefilm by @jocelyntowne. I helped pay for it. Sure hope I like it.
14:07 The problem lunching in West Hollywood is that I reduce the attractiveness average dramatically the moment I walk in.
15:31 @Lomara Just til tomorrow morning. Have an event later back in San Jose.
17:52 My celebrity encounter. http://t.co/IfeXEoZa
19:08 @iamithefilm was lovely. Well made and heartfelt. @jocelyntowne and @simonhelberg should be proud.
19:16 1st time in ages I'm traveling sans laptop. Feels weird. I like traveling light, & my iPad is a good substitute. But I miss my whole env.

2012-07-28

Friday's Tweets

16:28 Via @annvosspeterson, free and worth every penny. Kindle (app) goodness http://t.co/pWYXTTUW
20:34 Thanks to @yakkopinky for introducing me to @taraplatt & @yurilowenthal & their web series, Shelf Life. http://t.co/y25VOOe7

2012-07-27

Thursday's Tweets

07:01 Second problem with Mountain Lion: Mail, Calendar, Excel locked up on reboot of my MacBook Pro. A little fiddling and they're all working.
17:12 @VictoriaDahl @alwayscoffee I so want to be there to take pictures.

2012-07-26

Wednesday's Tweets

18:01 Started downloading Mountain Lion before I left for work this morning. Installing on my Mac Mini now. If it works, MacBook Pro is next.
19:27 First problem with Mountain Lion: External drive got mounted read-only. Minutes to figure out, seconds to fix.

2012-07-25

Tuesday's Tweets

06:47 Yakko's Universe to be covered by @mariancall? That'll be cool. Even better would be a duet with @yakkopinky. Nerdvana.
11:30 And I thought our visit to Glacier Bay was cool. Holy shit! http://t.co/f0IZXBhj
13:05 Just shipped my brand new camera off to Nikon for repair. Not happy.
20:39 Mitt Romney wants to renew the special relationship with the UK. Guy's our very own White Man's Burden. http://t.co/W6GzwXOn

2012-07-24

Monday's Tweets

18:48 Sally Ride was gay? This changes everything! (Of course it changes nothing. A hero & a role model to the last.)

2012-07-23

Sunday's Tweets

09:44 A first few Alaska photos are up on Flickr. http://t.co/nmPsYCtG http://t.co/jkBjCtIi
11:27 Fascinating to watch the contortions RW politicians go through to deny connection of assault weapon laws to gun violence.
14:47 Moronic Louisiana Rep didn't realize vouchers for religious schools mean more than just *her* religion. Oopsy. http://t.co/nXPBHHIF

2012-07-22

Saturday's Tweets

06:31 Back in Seattle. Off the boat in 2 hours. Then a tour before my flight home.
08:14 Leaving my cabin for the last time, I hear a passenger yell "oh fuck!" Clearly I'm having a better day than he is.
10:31 Taking a little cruise in Seattle before I head to the airport. http://t.co/GzQFQ8cZ
15:35 On my plane. Two hours to San Jose, get my bag, get my car, get home.

2012-07-20

Thursday's Tweets

09:41 Ketchikan. Gray, chilly and soggy. Finally we gave real Alaska weather. Canada tomorrow, then Seattle and home on Saturday.
09:42 Real photographers don't let a little rain stop them. Clearly, I am not a real photographer. http://t.co/U1e2y0vL
14:03 Leaving Ketchikan. Next stop, Victoria, BC.

2012-07-19

Wednesday's Tweets

14:56 Sitka. http://t.co/Uy4M4JWP

2012-07-17

Monday's Tweets

14:04 Juneau!
14:14 Internet access sucks. I thought we were in America, darn it!
15:05 Did someone ask for a picture? http://t.co/ReQvoQij
16:18 Top of the world, MA! http://t.co/ZJNm5F7J

2012-07-15

Saturday's Tweets

00:34 FInally in my hotel. And looks like my laptop charging problem at SJC was at their end, since the charger's working now. Excellent.
08:12 @pourmecoffee Who's a bigger unitard than Mitt?
08:25 Car coming at 11 to take me to the boat. That leaves 2.5 hours to kill in a particularly anti-scenic part of Washington State.
09:14 So Mitt Romney is a selfish insensitive asshole. But is he the selfish insensitive asshole America needs? (Oh hell no.)
11:44 Checked in and waiting to board. http://t.co/NQTtnTFW
12:11 Boarding time. Hello, Westerdam. We meet again at last... http://t.co/P4PnPN0y
13:50 Two Bloody Marys later, my holiday has truly begun.
14:15 Okay, so I'm on the Westerdam. WhereTF are @paulandstorm and @wilw? Not the same without them.
14:26 Last cruise had 550 Sea Monkeys. This one has 600 devout Christians. Oh Lord, why hast thou forsaken me?

2012-07-14

Friday's Tweets

15:38 3 status update calls from Southwest for my 8:20 flight tonight. First delayed to 9:20, then 8:45, now back to 8:20. Are we done now?
19:31 Through security and at my gate at SJC. Flight's delayed a little over an hour. But WiFi's free, and I'm comfortable.
19:48 First crisis of the trip: power brick is failing. Bad brick or bad power here? May be laptopless if I can't find a replacement.
20:37 @IsobelCarr no. Do you also use who for people and that for things?
20:47 @IsobelCarr Well of course he (or she) is! Dogs have more personality than a lot of people.
21:20 On the plane. An hour late, but we'll be on our way pretty soon.
23:28 Hello, SEA/TAC!

2012-07-13

Thursday's Tweets

06:01 Holy kwap! Want! (But don't need. And certainly don't want to haul around.) http://t.co/vimjgL9j
07:19 Listening to a webcast about Big Data. So many jokes come to mind, mostly in an effort to stay awake.
13:59 I never argue with a fortune cookie. http://t.co/NxE1SPT2
19:30 @Lomara Wish I could be there, Kim. Darn day job. (And other stuff.) #w00tstock
20:07 @Lomara Thanks! And at least I'll see some of those folks on the cruise in February...
22:06 @neiltyson No worse than The La Brea Tar Pits.

2012-07-12

Wednesday's Tweets

06:04 @alwayscoffee But gosh, Ali; if Tosh wasn't an asshole he'd have no act at all.
06:08 @alwayscoffee Touché. I meant act as performance, that thing you do in front of people that they pay you for, not act as masquerade.
06:09 @alwayscoffee And you do it so well. Okay, them: both play with words and amuse.

2012-07-11

Tuesday's Tweets

06:53 Today's phishing attempt: a phony bill for my Citibank MasterCard. The numbers didn't match up, but it was a pretty fair attempt.
09:07 Here I sit in our trade show booth. Where the heck is anybody who might give a damn? Gonna be a long, long day.

2012-07-10

Monday's Tweets

06:45 Working a trade show in SF today and tomorrow. Expect to spend lots of hours waiting in vain for someone to talk to. A lot like Junior high.

2012-07-09

Sunday's Tweets

20:31 Found a great way to drain an iPad's battery: accidentally leave a game of Battleship in progress for 12 hours. Oopsy!

2012-07-08

Saturday's Tweets

06:58 @VictoriaDahl How well *do* you have to know someone before obscene pranks are appropriate? @veronicawolff
20:12 Somebody else at the shoot had the same camera bag as me. Luckily, the inevitable mixup turned out to be entirely evitable.
20:33 Pretty good shoot today despite shaky start. Only two of my four 1-1 shoots showed up, but I arranged one substitute. Lots to edit now.

2012-07-07

Friday's Tweets

13:28 At the gate at SJC, waiting for a flight to Ontario. Photo shoot tomorrow in Riverside, which has become an annual thing.
14:08 So now I know: my new camera backpack will indeed fit under an airplane seat. That's a relief.
14:47 On the one hand, do I really need WiFi on a one hour flight? On the other, it was only $5. So here I am, tweeting from the stratosphere.
20:40 Driving a rental & using TomTom app to navigate. It made random loud gong sound. I wasn't speeding, so what? I passed a church? WTF!

2012-07-06

Thursday's Tweets

16:14 See, Mitt? These are proper Venn diagrams. http://t.co/851P1SiB
18:16 Hah! http://t.co/ijMWRvx1
19:30 Pale Reader #worstwesternsever
20:33 True Grout #worstwesternsever

2012-07-05

Wednesday's Tweets

07:10 Right winger at 13, Obama supporter at 17. Guess even Conservatives are capable of growth. Some of 'em, anyway. http://t.co/gAqZdrPU
14:44 Drove down to Morgan Hill to test out my new camera. So far I like it a whole lot. http://t.co/2irWvAjx
14:55 PowerPoint rule #1: Never *ever* use Comic Sans in a presentation. Ever.
14:56 PowerPoint rule #2: Every transition & animation style you use loses you 5% of your credibility.
15:11 PowerPoint rule #3: Funny pictures on your slides are a bad idea. Imagine a painful silence in the room. Now prepare to live it.

2012-07-04

Tuesday's Tweets

10:44 RT @byobrooks: Oh my God! They killed Sean Bean! You bastards! http://t.co/kfuiznr2 [At least he survives Sharpe's Rifles. My favorites!]
14:49 @macosken Wizmark? Seriously?
15:35 I'll be damned! There really is a urinal communicator. From a company called Wizmark! Now that's marketing! http://t.co/kGuocH1D
15:36 @macosken I think you meant sights. But wow, they really do exist.

2012-07-03

Monday's Tweets

11:17 New phishing email this morning, phony flight details allegedly from American Airlines. Anyone else getting these?
15:06 How the Innovator's Dilemma guy got the iPhone so horribly, laughably wrong. http://t.co/2AvvoHIZ
16:38 Extra points to the Apple Store. Dropped off my MacBook for touchpad replacement yesterday. It's already done & ready for pickup!
20:02 Cartoon voice actors perform Star Wars at Emerald City Comic Con. Best. Thing. Ever. http://t.co/kLnGmaVx

2012-07-02

Sunday's Tweets

11:38 My MacBook's trackpad is tracking randomly or not at all. Waiting at the Apple Store for my Genius Bar appointment. How's your Sunday going?
13:12 Quick visit to the Apple Store. It'll take a few days to get my MBPS back, but it'll be free. Lucky trackpad died with a month of warranty.
14:38 There are far too many dark gray Camrys around here.
15:55 RT @pourmecoffee: Kudos to this guy for playing it ultra-straight: http://t.co/Njmi0SfW [Explains the Amazon outage.]
20:35 Great. Rob Schneider is the new Jenny McCarthy, a thought that makes me a little bit nauseous. And I watched ¡Rob! http://t.co/MO7c7wrB
20:55 What to use while my MBP is in repair? Work ThinkPad? I think not. Old MacBook? Could do, but I'm spending all my time with my iPad.

2012-07-01

Saturday's Tweets

08:11 MSFT Surface: when even your biggest fans think you're full of crap. http://t.co/ArRutI0S
09:24 Finally have my cabin assignment for my Alaska cruise. Two weeks from today!
09:28 @JustaSunGod We go as far north as Glacier Bay. Stops in Juneau, Sitka, Ketchikan & Victoria, BC. Finally, my 50th state!
09:36 For some reason, the phrase "putting all your eggs in one basket" comes to mind. The downside of the cloud: http://t.co/gSeK3Hbx
12:47 Thursday night at dinner in Boston we were puzzling over a photo of Paul Newman wearing a Star of David. Just figured it out. So proud.
15:41 Reading the D800 manual while I wait for the battery to charge. Wait... wait... wait... Still not done?
15:53 I just backed Marian Call European Adventure Quest!!! on @Kickstarter http://t.co/qFCZfHIn My mom taught me to share. Even with Europeans.