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2012-11-28

Tuesday's Tweets

12:03 Here's a shocker: Silicon Valley is biased against the not-young. I'm stunned to be employed. http://t.co/au6zJ8qT
13:40 Thanks for the cell data warning, AT&T. But at 65% of quota on the last day of my billing cycle, forgive me if I don't panic too much.
22:34 @markusweimer I admit nothing.

2012-11-27

Monday's Tweets

08:29 Starting out to be a bad week. How can I tell? This morning the hot water is freezing cold. Not an auspicious start to the day.
08:46 Eliminate the Iowa Straw Poll? How else will Michele Bachmann get the national attention she so richly, umm... http://t.co/O8Bxkn7m
14:59 The benefit of a short commute: went home at lunch, the hot water was hot, and I got the shower I missed this morning. Day's improving.

2012-11-26

Sunday's Tweets

14:13 Quite possibly the best remembrance of Larry Hagman. What an amazingly good guy. http://t.co/ORnsJwtO
16:07 Of course it's the unions who are to blame when greedy, incompetent management destroys a company. http://t.co/mdRb38zu

2012-11-25

Saturday's Tweets

17:05 RT @petersagal: Oh, man. http://t.co/mrjwq8LK [Pop up? Really?]
21:49 Watching BIlly Connelly's Route 66 on Netflix Instant. I love the Mother Road almost as much as he does. http://t.co/fTx2SdJ1

2012-11-24

Friday's Tweets

06:41 Repug feeling a cold wind from the left? http://t.co/SvF5xHoF
13:35 Try to imagine this scene with Mitt & a couple of his campaign volunteers. Go on, just try. http://t.co/sYULl3yP
15:57 If you're not part of the solution (i.e. you shop at Walmart), you're part of the problem. I'm not part of the problem. http://t.co/ZGEvQxex
16:56 Directing Repugs to Canada? What did Canada ever do to deserve that? http://t.co/YjD80LNE
17:07 @scapersuse Assuming of course we'd be willing to take them back. I know how I'd vote.

2012-11-23

Thursday's Tweets

09:12 Wrong location in Google Maps? How about a whole nonexistent island? http://t.co/EZ8Puekl
09:15 Holy iconic wheels, Batman! Want! Want so much! http://t.co/xnKmDvCu
09:17 Editing madly after my photo weekend in Phoenix. 2283 images total, not that we're counting.

2012-11-22

Wednesday's Tweets

06:49 Through Security for my flight home. Almost two hours to kill. A Bloody Mary is helping.
09:07 Web surfing miles above the ground? Still not old.

2012-11-21

Tuesday's Tweets

06:59 Rental car returned. On my way to the terminal. Today's destination is Seattle. Another user group talk.
12:45 When did SEA take it's rental cars offsite? One more airport that officially sucks.
21:25 Small crowd at tonight's Java talk. No surprise so close to the holiday. Still, the folks who were there seemed to enjoy themselves.

2012-11-20

Monday's Tweets

09:38 @MagdaSzubanski Definitely a Furlow fan. Although I loved you in Babe and the few eps of Kath & Kim I've seen.
11:25 A fine shoot this morning, a good cheap Thai lunch, and now ready for shoot #2. Today's starting well.
20:38 Today's final tally: six hours shooting three amazing models, followed by a Cajun dinner with model #3. All in all, a pretty fine day.

2012-11-19

Sunday's Tweets

20:19 Stood up for a photo shoot tonight. My fault I suppose for expecting responsible behavior from a young model. Hurts just the same.

2012-11-18

Saturday's Tweets

18:22 There is no drama like model drama. As a photographer, I know this to be true.

2012-11-17

Friday's Tweets

07:58 Today's lesson: carrying studio lights through Security in Salt Lake is an exercise in frustration. Guess they don't get photographers much.
12:16 Arrived in Phoenix. No more flights until Tuesday!

2012-11-16

Thursday's Tweets

06:57 Dawdling at my laptop when I should be getting ready. First flight in three hours & change.
08:54 Through security, breakfasted, and at my gate. Settling down to a little work before boarding time.
09:31 Repugs mad at Mitt for bigot asshattery? Now they're mad? Where were they during the campaign? (Yeah, it's rhetorical.) http://t.co/xHx37nYz
11:57 First flight landed on time in Vegas. Now waiting for flight #2.
12:27 Here I go, tempting fate: on flight #2, everything's on time. Pretty easy travel today.
14:43 Aside from a teeny incident with our bags coming out on a carousel that didn't have our flight number, that was one easy travel day.
19:50 In case you were wondering, my Java talk in Salt Lake kicked butt. Talked for an hour, plus 1/2 hour of questions.

2012-11-15

Wednesday's Tweets

09:53 Via @cschweitz, some context for that awful @guyfieri review: http://t.co/9av9Agca

2012-11-14

Tuesday's Tweets

07:46 Good news: my Einstein strobes fit into my carry-on bag. See you soon, Phoenix; acts of photography to follow!
13:03 Just started listening to @kevinpollak's new book. Can see I won't be getting much work done. Funny stuff!
15:42 Life is so much better when you're delusional, Jill Kelley edition. http://t.co/ELcrTyeD
17:18 Some jokes write themselves: Owner of topless carwash objects to Democratic values, backs Alabama secession. http://t.co/8ZFRSi9W
21:01 The NY Times tells Guy Fieri his new restaurant sucks. Really really sucks. http://t.co/QBaT0xqE
21:07 Just bought a ticket to see @iamjohnoliver on New Years Eve Eve. 2013 will be such a letdown after that.

2012-11-13

Monday's Tweets

20:18 @yakkopinky @ThrillingAdv Make it happen, guys. Please?
21:21 Truth is so much stranger than fiction would dare to be. Case in point... http://t.co/AkClOU8k

2012-11-12

Sunday's Tweets

08:03 @austintichenor The Count? Or the sandwich?
18:51 In my seat at Flint Center to see The Monkees. Row H!
21:58 Monkees concert was great. The audience, not so much. Like the guy in Row F who had to give a standing ovation every damn song.
22:00 And the jerk in Row G holding his camera in the air to capture the concert. And block my view, as well as a bunch of others.

2012-11-11

Saturday's Tweets

06:42 I got my first taste of crap UK newspapers when I was 25. They've only gotten worse since then. http://t.co/1b1LxaPG
10:06 @petersagal My votes would be for From Russia With Love, followed by Dr. No. Connery in his prime.
10:11 So Florida finally declared a winner, long after the rest of us stopped caring. Now they know how Californians feel every four years.

2012-11-10

Friday's Tweets

09:01 How's that as a thanks for all the hard work? http://t.co/BbhkfX4I

2012-11-08

Wednesday's Tweets

04:58 Gonna be a sleepless day. Election night energy takes time to dissipate. Standing on trade show floor all day won't help.

2012-11-07

Tuesday's Tweets

05:59 Election day. Hoping my Twitter & RSS feeds ease off considerably after today. Not all I'm hoping for today, but still.
07:30 There's a line at my local polling station. First time that's happened.
07:54 If they give me five stickers, does that mean I get to vote four more times?
08:14 Poll worker apologized for delay & thanked us for our patience. What's a few minutes, especially given what other places are dealing with?
08:59 @TheLewisBlack Voted in Mountain View, California. Forgive the self-portrait. http://t.co/uOFVaaqe
09:01 RT @petersagal: I wasn't gonna bother, but a bunch of celebrities on twitter said I had to http://t.co/SHSXhMtl [Always obey celebrities.]
11:57 Wait! #CactoidJim3012 was on the ballot? Is it too late for me to change my vote? @ThrillingAdv
20:46 Watching Colbert looking mock-upset at Obama's victory is just so sweet. As if the victory itself isn't enough.
20:51 RT @Lomara: Does tonight's election results mean I never have to see that douchey Paul Ryan workout photo ever again? [We can only hope.]
20:55 RT @feliciaday: 18 women senators in Jan?! That is truly awesome. #USA [Not enough.]

2012-11-06

Monday's Tweets

13:34 Yay!!!!!! We get a concert film! @ThrillingAdv Also, Nooooooooo!! (Latest podcast episode.)

2012-11-05

Sunday's Tweets

14:43 Harry Reid was right after all. Mitt avoided paying any taxes at all for years. http://t.co/u7xFvOeZ
17:26 @stephenfry Some of us appreciate your opinions. I certainly do.
19:31 Every time you think you've seen the limits to the Romney campaign's insensitivity, they surprise you. http://t.co/nzk982rF
20:17 Okay, Apple, explain the logic of iPhone and iOS Photos showing my pictures in different orders. One's creation time, the other's mod time.

2012-11-04

Saturday's Tweets

08:41 A serious question: how does the Mormon Church feel about an ordained minister lying & countenancing lies told in his behalf?

2012-11-02

Thursday's Tweets

09:24 Fun night distributing sweets in Los Altos last night. Glad I brought an emergency supply; we went through most everything we had.
10:56 After #sandy, it's clear to all that Mitt calling FEMA immoral is itself immoral. Even Mitt can see that. http://t.co/RTCVaXHe
20:55 Yeah, pretty sure Chuck Lorre was right about the censors. And about the uncensored version. http://t.co/1Ut1P9PP

2012-11-01

Wednesday's Tweets

05:34 Chutzpah #1: http://t.co/lhiV7FH5 Chutzpah #2: http://t.co/zTmS0xLN
09:21 @HelloTheFuture Cruise? There's a cruise? Why didn't I know about this? Oh, wait...
15:40 Wow, talk about your celebrity endorsements! http://t.co/I8WQx41Y
16:43 Almost time to head to my friend Carol's for candy duty. Got my suspenders on. Just need the shoes and my glorious brown coat and I'm set!

2012-10-31

Tuesday's Tweets

13:50 So does this make Leia a Disney princess? First one to almost have a thing with her brother, right?
14:47 Dammit! Retweeted the wrong tweet! Sure hope that Untweet option actually works...

2012-10-30

Monday's Tweets

09:47 I like pie, and my friend Andy says they make good pie. So I just backed Niles Pie Company on @Kickstarter http://t.co/52mCYkEF
09:53 RT @meatflag: "Did we say impartial expert? We meant puppet, still besties? " http://t.co/LqLJzME7 [Impartiality is so subjective.]
10:05 MSFT CEO Ballmer channels Obi-Wan Kenobi: "These aren't the tablets you're looking for." http://t.co/X6piM6Rc
14:23 @montalvoarts Loved @reduced. Laughed myself silly, and enjoyed my brief chat with the cast afterward.
16:34 @cschweitz How can you be lonely with all of us tweeters just an Internet connection away?
17:50 @paulandstorm [P] If it comes down to cannibalism, remember that the younger children are probably more tender. Older are meatier, though.
18:11 @Sheila_DFT @VictoriaDahl Not true: WIlly Wonka (the Gene Wilder version), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang both better films than the books.
19:36 The @ThrillingAdv behind the scenes podcast episode was almost as much fun as the real episodes. Almost.
19:38 Jeeze, Mitt and Paul. You really are shameless. http://t.co/0zd8jhaX
19:59 Whenever people talk about government waste and too-high taxes, I think of all the resources we pull together in moments like this. #sandy

2012-10-29

Sunday's Tweets

15:02 Back in June Mitt called federal disaster relief immoral. With Sandy bearing down, think he still believes that? http://t.co/VlCVKHPa
15:06 RT @ChuckWendig: Joss Whedon endorses Mitt Romney, ladies and gents. Let him tell you why. https://t.co/SUYRPR23 [Say it ain't so, Joss.]
15:32 RT @ebertchicago: Hollywood liberal Joss Whedon endorses Romney. http://t.co/cFyTgvLy [Et tu, Roger?]
16:20 Sunday afternoon before Halloween is not a good time to visit a Halloween store. What was I thinking?
18:30 Chrysler suggests strongly that Mitt's a lying sack of excrement. No, they're not moving Jeep production from the US. http://t.co/YQDvw7PG
18:42 RT @InvisibleObama: It's nice to see the US has ways of shutting things down when getting violated by a hurricane. [Burn!]
18:56 The Romney campaign knows its Jeep ad is a lie, yet they won't stop running it. Maybe Shepard Fairey should do a Mitt poster called Trust.

2012-10-28

Saturday's Tweets

07:21 'I’ve never been given instructions on how to exit “other stores”.' (Oh, MSFT.) http://t.co/zPcY6fO9
09:40 Good essay by @PFTompkins on his support for #Obama2012. A decent man trying to do the right thing & often succeeding. http://t.co/K8xgyW93
17:57 Today is my mom's birthday. You still have birthdays after you're not alive, right? I mean, what's the point otherwise? (Miss you, mom.)
17:59 How can anybody resist a plea for money from @pagetpaget? I certainly can't. And couldn't. And didn't. http://t.co/hFYl0DO5 @ThrillingAdv
18:32 Off to @montalvoarts to see the @reduced America show. Sure hope they can keep the lights on this time.
19:04 Oh, good. So far the lights are on at @montalvoarts. It's the little things, you know? @reduced
21:06 Intermission at @reduced. Feels like a lot of new material, but I could be misremembering. High-larious. (Begone, autocorrect.)
21:14 RT @reduced: @disorderly We're putting that on our new posters: "High-ate rival!" [Gorram autocorrect!]