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I know that taking potshots at actors who put out albums is easy.
I should be ashamed of myself.
But c'mon! The guy is the lead actor on the most unrealistic, most
conservative show on television, a program so deserving of contempt it
can only be enjoyed with tongue in cheek, preferably by reading the
episode recaps on
Television
Without Pity. And his singing has all the nuance of his acting;
has there ever been a more lifeless rendition of
Will
You Love Me Tomorrow? (By the way, does that last sentence
need two question marks? One for the song title and the second to
make my statement a question?) It's not that Mr. Collins can't carry
a tune; he clearly can.
He just doesn't seem to have any particular destination in mind.
According to Amazon, Mr. Collins is a triple threat, with two novels
to his name in addition to his acting and singing triumphs. That puts
him one up on David Hasselhoff. Then
again, Mr. Collins can't claim to have unified a nation. He can't,
can he?
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