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2010-03-09

Monday's Tweets

08:45 @barryeisler That Salon piece describes a Bizarro world version of the Oscars. Hilarious? Only if you like awkward.
08:56 @barryeisler Check out @ebertchicago's Oscar writeup, if you haven't already. Much more in line with my experience: http://j.mp/9faBVu
09:06 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:01 Here's a shocker: Sarah Palin's a hypocrite on health care; used to go to Canada for free coverage. http://bit.ly/c5dJXc
11:45 @ggreenwald And since Congress passed an ACORN Bill of Attainder, shouldn't they repeal it and apologize now we know the tape was enhanced?
12:32 If movie titles told you what's really going on: http://bit.ly/bksxYJ
12:34 Advice we really shouldn't need: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving. http://bit.ly/dtIFHQ
15:14 To Glenn Beck, Christians are all commie nazis. Right thinking Americans are selfish assholes like him. http://bit.ly/9zlPG3
15:18 It's twoo: Apple verifying my credit card to renew MobileMe triggered an immediate Citibank fraud warning. Citi, meet Apple. They're legit.
16:24 Loony Racist Creationist (barely) loses Texas Board of Ed primary. Too extreme even for Texas Repugs? http://bit.ly/ck0j5D
18:08 @JackieKessler Time of the Season, Time After Time, A Time For Us, Time Passages, As Time Goes By, All Time High, The First Time Ever...
18:18 Okay, this is getting creepier. Latest Facebook ad: "Stop Watching NCIS Alone." Yes, I do watch it alone. And I'm okay with that. Mostly.
20:07 @billprady Used to be Stars Hollow around the corner from Casablanca's Paris. What is it now?
21:51 Chuck Lorre's vanity card tonight is funny and, well, not: http://bit.ly/aDElVQ
22:09 Raj: "I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club. Howard, here's more bacon to tuck in the shiksa's g-string!" I love this show.

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2010-02-09

Monday's Tweets

06:26 That's new. Flash player just crashed in a Facebook game. Good news is that Safari just keeps on truckin'.
09:01 I guess when your only interviews are with the assholes at Fox (Foxholes?), you can get away with just about anything. http://bit.ly/90EhBL
10:59 Think of it as evolution in action: http://tinyurl.com/y8hzn6x (from @allieslavin via @marthaflynn).
11:09 Isn't it ironic? Snack food review site http://www.taquitos.net is covered in those asinine "how to get a flat belly" ads.
12:07 RT @FakeAPStylebook: Jurassic period: 199.6 - 145.5 million years ago, or October 24, 4004 BC, 12:17 PM - 3:44 PM for Creationists.
12:18 The best Super Bowl photo EVER! http://bit.ly/dvigHp
16:21 For anybody who wonders if anti-Semitism persists, a review of An Education provides context: http://bit.ly/axMB15 (via @ebertchicago)
20:50 RT @StephenAtHome: Note to self: buy milk, pick up dry cleaning, write core beliefs on hand. [Is this a new thing with Repugs?]
23:02 Perhaps it's good that I'm watching my spending, or I'd go crazy buying stuff like this Gakken Premium Gramophone. http://bit.ly/bBgIyM

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2010-01-09

Friday's Tweets

11:24 Believe it or not, FL has Resisting Arrest w/o Violence law that doesn't require you to be under arrest! Good for cops, not for citizens.
12:33 Moment of Zen: Calvin Trillin predicts on The Daily Show that the Shoe Bomber will be followed up by an Underwear Bomber. Three years ago!
19:08 Another little piece of my childhood is gone. Bye, Art Clokey. Thanks for Gumby & Pokey. (Not so much for Davey & Goliath.)
20:16 John Oliver: Study shows voting drunk makes people more right wing. Explains a lot, don't it?
21:00 "God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's." Who says TV isn't educational?

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