Disorderly Content

2009-12-31

Wednesday's Tweets

07:35 Off to breakfast, and then to explore Lake Havasu (the city *and* the lake).
09:29 I got 9 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
11:39 Nate Silver of fivethirtyeight.com puts terrorism risk in perspective. I don't hate them odds. http://bit.ly/5Sl79N
17:15 @DearRedhead I spent a few hours on a plane talking to Mr. Ramis. He was warm, funny and gracious. Was he the cause or a catalyst?
20:03 Difficult day shooting around Havasu. Overcast but bright sky played havoc with exposure. Sun finally came out around 2, for about 20 min.

2009-12-30

Tuesday's Tweets

08:12 2nd leg of the road trip. Stop back at Vasquez Rocks, then on to Lake Havasu. But first I need breakfast, and the car needs gas.
09:22 I got 9 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:28 Arrived at Lake Havasu (the city, not the lake, although I can see it from my room). Relaxing before I go find some dinner. Thai, I think.
16:37 Too cute! Dr. Seuss comic superhero mashup covers: http://bit.ly/5oUxyU
17:24 Google Maps found a Thai restaurant. And this time it's right where they said it was. Beer's good; hope the food compares.
20:52 Strange; I lose an hour crossing the state line into Arizona and I really feel like it's an hour later. Ready to crash at 9pm Pacific time!
20:53 @lomara You mean he didn't ask about the dog kennels? How rude!
21:03 @lomara But it was my only line!
21:34 RT @BreakingNews: Single mom lands $12 million in Australian lottery http://bit.ly/5G3P0N [Wanna bet she isn't single for long?]

2009-12-27

Saturday's Tweets

07:50 Chris Weigant at HuffPost gives The Year in Review from a Progressive POV. Interesting reading. http://bit.ly/614SlJ
09:47 There's a bet between @Inhatko and @ebertchicago about Roger getting to 100k followers. Cheesecake is involved. http://bit.ly/7MqP9a
10:21 RT @ebertchicago: http://twitpic.com/vbyvi - No comment.
10:22 RT @ebertchicago: http://twitpic.com/vc0zf - Also no comment.
12:47 Made the mistake of driving to a local mall today. Gave up in the parking lot.
18:51 Raining. Loudly. Just as well I'm heading south in the morning.

2009-12-26

Friday's Tweets

08:16 My tweets were seen by @collectiveSanta who says I’m naughty & deserve the complete works of Jordan. Visit Santa http://is.gd/53nHE
08:17 My profile pic has been updated by Collective Santa. Get yours http://is.gd/53nHE
12:52 Watching a Bones marathon on TNT. Because horrible murders make me feel better about the holidays.
22:07 Back from a wonderful Christmas dinner, full of turkey & wine & pie & coffee. I'm the proud owner of a genuine tribble. How'd they know?

2009-12-25

Thursday's Tweets

09:17 The MPAA deserves coal in its stocking for giving an R over some pot smoking. Make that a burning hot coal... http://bit.ly/70w2No
09:20 I got 6 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:51 @barryeisler How is that Orwellian? To proliferate is to increase in number; they're using the word exactly as Merriam-Webster defines it.
10:02 @barryeisler I remember calls for nonproliferation in the 60s as attempting to hold the line. Cold War in progress, so no talk of decrease.
11:16 Not sharks with frickin' laser beams strapped to their heads, but it's close. Okay, not very. http://bit.ly/8FrgG0 (Thanks to @lomara.)
11:17 Happy birthday to @RedPenOfDoom, just 'cuz @wilw said to say so.
11:55 @JustaSunGod Don't worry, Lee. I'm sure there's someone else in Colorado to do the cutting.
12:24 @MsCaliLogan I'm thinking more yum yum yum. (Hey, who you callin' a ho?)
12:26 A Christmas wish I can believe in: http://bit.ly/7XrUHo
21:18 Back from my Christmas Eve party. Thanks to Deb and Duarte for the lovely time. See you again tomorrow at Carol & Dave's!

2009-12-24

Wednesday's Tweets

07:42 Xmas presents for friends are supposed to arrive tomorrow afternoon via FedEx. Real FedEx, not Ground, so they may actually make it.
08:00 Is Festivus the same day every year, or does it follow some other calendar? This is important, people!
09:22 I got 8 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
21:29 I feel another road trip coming on. Going to Lake Havasu for the first time since I moved to California. But first, some scenery N of LA.

2009-12-23

Tuesday's Tweets

08:10 This Dumb Decade: 87 examples of tech dumbth. And still a few days to go... http://bit.ly/81IHBa
09:22 Either Verizon's a bunch of lying swine or its customers are all delusional idiots. Or could both be true? http://bit.ly/8fqx0k
09:23 I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:58 @VictoriaDahl I'd like that fine, Victoria, except for the whole being in Utah part.
10:42 100 Things I Learned: why am I just discovering this now? http://bit.ly/7kteM3
12:13 @ScaperSuse I'm so sorry to hear that, Suse. Hope your next job news is better.
12:41 Malcolm Gladwell is full of shit. Sadly, it's shit so fascinating we cling to it. But clingy shit's still shit. http://bit.ly/6Eb6Wb
18:49 RT @meatflag: The person who made this has never been to a county fair. http://yfrog.com/4aqhmrj [*snort*]
19:41 Idiot tea bagger (yeah, I know: redundant) wishes for Dem Senator to die, thinks he got Repug instead. http://bit.ly/4M9eQY
20:21 A tip for my photographer friends: a large REI duffel will hold three Alien Bees lights in their cases with room to spare. Convenient, huh?
21:35 Life lesson: getting a coffee fix is not more important than being treated for a knife to the chest. Really. http://bit.ly/7xZ2Mn
21:38 Okay, @BreakingNews. First report has American flight crashing in Jamaica. Second says it overshot runway but no one hurt. Small detail.
21:40 Schrodinger's Christmas? http://xkcd.com/679/

2009-12-22

Monday's Tweets

09:06 Got an email from my childhood best friend. We haven't seen each other since we were eleven. What the hell do we have to say now?
09:21 I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:35 A wet gray day in SF. Whose idea was it to go shooting in this? Not mine, of that I'm certain.
12:36 BTW, standing under the walkways at Pier 39? Not waterproof.
19:18 Good lunch at Joe's Crab Shack, followed by fun shooting around Embarcadero. Thanks to Jim for a fun day.
19:57 Can't trust @BreakingNews. First report has 49 dead in Sudan plane crash. 15 minutes later we're told it's not 49, it's 1.
20:03 BlackBerry owners on Verizon are suddenly stuck with Bing for search. Because choice is so overrated.
20:22 The government says airlines can't keep us trapped on a plane for longer than a James Cameron film. Okay, as long as they don't *show* one.
21:15 @slowprincess More interesting than me? I'm so sad...

2009-12-21

Sunday's Tweets

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11:08 Moment of insight after visit to Mtn View Farmer's Market: samosas are the Indian answer to the knish. No wonder I love them so!
12:33 My nerd heart may explode. Mythbusters will try to recreate Captain Kirk's anti-Gorn cannon. Please let it be real! http://bit.ly/7DrzLD
16:40 RT @ebertchicago: http://twitpic.com/ufelv - # Toys not for Boys. [Wrong in all sorts of ways.]
20:11 @VictoriaDahl I know! Isn't The Soup brilliant?
22:18 Via @ebertchicago, HP computers think black people are invisible. Wonder if they see Asians. http://j.mp/8Tcg1k

2009-12-20

Saturday's Tweets

15:32 Whether or not I enjoy the Yosemite photo trip (in January; did I mention that part?), I'm developing a healthy respect for REI. Shop on!
15:36 DC plainclothes cop threatens snowball-throwing crowd with his gun. Doesn't he know about "an eye for an eye"? http://bit.ly/4vxhMZ
20:49 I've been holding my breath for weeks over a friend's condition. Now I can exhale. And cry a little, but in a good way.

2009-12-19

Friday's Tweets

05:40 Real book porn, for people who think romance is chick porn. (Sorry, but I refuse to hide it behind pr0n spelling.) http://bit.ly/4qaiC5
07:38 Dealing with the most godawful heartburn this morning. Guess it's time to start eating like an adult, huh?
07:50 @alwayscoffee Trust me, Ali, this is way beyond Tums.
07:55 @alwayscoffee I'll give that a try if things don't improve on their own. Don't have any, so it'll need a grocery run.
08:27 Why The Phantom Menace was total crap: http://bit.ly/4BwIlq I couldn't agree more.
09:55 Finally got sleeping bag into little sack it came with (but not in). Took many tries, and much swearing. Never be this small again.
11:17 @chrismarquardt Yeah, Chris, I debated pointing out your typo. But by then it was too late to do anything about it. Leraning indeed!
16:07 Apple v. Psystar "far from over"? http://bit.ly/70ExiU Sorry, Wired; "years to come" took two whole weeks to arrive: http://bit.ly/8r2zjj
17:09 The story isn't Sen. Franken shutting down Sen. Lieberman; it's the story about the story. And it's misinformed crap: http://bit.ly/4tsjL7
17:45 @JustaSunGod Who says that? Besides our misunderestimated ex-president, I mean.
18:00 No scarlet letters in Oklahoma, for the moment anyway. Court blocks law that publishes names of abortion recipients. http://bit.ly/5UbTwt
21:24 @lomara Only one Looma? Wouldn't that be unbalanced? #Farscape
21:28 Why the White House opposed the Franken "rape" amendment & how it all got worked out. For once, good triumphs. http://bit.ly/7EadDT

2009-12-18

Thursday's Tweets

08:07 Learned last night that Stanford has full scholarships for Art History majors. That's good, since they'll never get jobs to repay loans.
10:07 @KateRothwell Staged? Possible, I guess, but his chagrin sure seems genuine. http://bit.ly/4PF7hU
10:32 Too cool! Shows what you can do with HTML and CSS. No Flash, no Java, no Javascript: http://bit.ly/66w9NW
11:37 It's not English, but it sure *sounds* like English. http://bit.ly/20XHT8
11:42 Android vs. iPhone: it's really about freetards and ads vs. those who pay for what they want. http://bit.ly/72bp7C
16:39 Just bought a sleeping bag. Somebody talked me into camping in Yosemite. In January. How did this happen?
16:56 Huh. AT&T profits are soaring, spending on their network keeps dropping. Maybe that's why their service sucks so bad. http://bit.ly/6rEG2A

2009-12-17

Wednesday's Tweets

08:26 WTF, Comcast? Actual movie plot summaries, passed on by @ebertchicago: http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/
09:15 NZ back to considering 3 Strikes Internet law. Punishment disproportionate to the crime. What about An Eye For An Eye? http://bit.ly/5WT6Th
09:32 Had to do some emergency Perl hacking this morning. My tweet-to-blog script blew up over a URL embedded in a URL. Rusty programming skills.
09:37 @toywithme I agree. Dongle does sound dirty, especially the way you say it. Me, not so much. Dongle. Don-gle. See? Nothing.
10:02 Watch @toywithme demo iPod/vibrator integration. NSFW, although she does keep her clothes on. (Darnit!) http://toywithme.com/ohmibod
10:03 Via @JustaSunGod, a demo of just how unimportant we are in the Universe: http://www.wimp.com/starsize/
11:39 Wise precaution? Salt Lake City Costco taking tomatoes off the shelves before Sarah Palin book signing. http://bit.ly/8X1Ltl
12:13 RT @reduced: "Why do girls I like think of me as just a friend? And why isn't there a term for that relationship?" -Plato via @TheOnion)
12:39 Repugs say "screw the troops" over health care debate. http://bit.ly/81wAF6
19:35 Ran into a Droid enthusiast at a Meetup tonight. Thinks it's the best thing ever. Then again, it's his first smart phone. And it's week 1.
20:35 RT @KateRothwell: Funniest blooper video ever (via @tengrain) No. I mean it. Ever. http://bit.ly/4PF7hU [What do you think? Inbreeding?]
21:55 Fault Line by @barryeisler now on the iTunes Store, if you prefer aural stimulation. http://bit.ly/8fn6kT (That poor patent examiner.)

2009-12-16

Tuesday's Tweets

06:21 Israeli airport security must really hate Macs! http://bit.ly/7iMNWS
08:18 Small plane crashes into cemetery. Rescue workers find hundreds of dead. http://bit.ly/8rvS1q (Thanks, @JustaSunGod.)
09:17 Starting to plan out next May's road trip after Romantic Times. Forgot how much fun the planning can be.
11:52 Hempmilk? Did you know there was such a thing? And how exactly do you milk a hemp?
12:25 @MsCaliLogan See? You should never have abandoned us for the Other Coast!
12:26 @KobeATL I remember being sad when I hit 30. Less so at 40. And 50? There was a magnum of Domaine Carneros involved, which eased the pain.
12:46 Boeing 787 takes its first flight today. Wonder when I'll get to fly one, especially since I avoid Continental & Northwest.
13:14 RT @HempIScream: We make hemp milk ice cream, we got experience [This is why I love the Intertubes!]
13:45 @chrismarquardt I'd call him or her the recipient. Or the giftee; Meriam-Webster concurs on that one.
15:12 My lost pkg was Found & Delivered (a lesser Edward James Olmos film), only 4 days late. What was in it? One of these: http://bit.ly/7GsiKv
15:35 RT @JustaSunGod: This is totally sick! I love it! http://bit.ly/8Ym8Ne [Holy shit! What I wouldn't give for helmet cam POV!]
16:29 @DearRedhead Haven't seen your day. Then again, haven't seen your kittens either.
16:45 Watching last night's Colbert. "Let's make another baby in your butt" has to be a line for the ages.
19:34 @KobeATL But like the wine, you only improve with age.
22:46 @marthaflynn There's a reason they call it fiction, you know.

2009-12-15

Monday's Tweets

08:36 Fox News acknowledges it's wrong that Glenn Beck shills for Goldline, but wimps out before doing anything about it. http://bit.ly/4vN72d
11:46 @jozjozjoz Okay, I'll bite: what's your company?
11:54 In the name of all that's holy, why? http://www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com/
13:20 Usually we have either blue sky or total overcast. Today's a Simpsons day, with clouds from the opening credits. Do do do dah do...
16:28 RT @shitmyexsaid: "We were so poor that if my brother didn't wake up with a hard on Xmas morning, he'd have nothing to play with all day."
21:13 RT @BreakingNews: Australia to require ISPs to block Web sites deemed objectionable. http://bit.ly/8hDOFn [WTF does that leave?]

2009-12-14

Sunday's Tweets

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07:44 Via @ebertchicago, the ten most ironically named cars: http://j.mp/66Lx0N
07:52 Fault Line by @barryeisler makes 2009 Best Book list on Salon. That poor patent examiner... http://bit.ly/6d5Bvu
07:55 @slowprincess You dirty girls. Wish I'd been there; could have helped towel you dry.
08:43 RT @chrismarquardt: "Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst." – Henri Cartier-Bresson (Glad I passed 10k a while ago.)
09:23 I got 4 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
14:16 Survived my first session photographing children, followed by a nice lunch with my subjects and their parents.
19:42 @VictoriaDahl Sorry, but I'm with John Gruber on this one. If it's the iPhone, how come European users are happy? http://bit.ly/68zks8
19:50 @VictoriaDahl Sadly, I've had plenty of dropped calls. And on the road I've run into lots of dead zones. I don't believe it's the phone.
19:58 @VictoriaDahl Yep. I had a Nokia E62 before my iPhone, and my service was just as bad. I don't doubt it's the network.
20:06 @VictoriaDahl I don't doubt that. Before AT&T, Sprint sucked for me. I'm just saying the iPhone doesn't appear worse than others I've had.
20:10 @VictoriaDahl Agreed. They all suck, just in different places and different ways.
21:26 Verizon reportedly dead in California & the Midwest. Can you hear me now? http://bit.ly/4JhzSy

2009-12-13

Saturday's Tweets

06:07 Can't be good. Package supposed to arrive via FedEx yesterday, now shows no delivery date. WTF?
07:09 @FedexAl I could use the help. Tracking # is...
07:37 @FedexAl Please put a trace on the package.
09:21 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:45 Christian protest group asks Dem Congressman to move his office to more convenient place for their protests. *snicker* http://bit.ly/7fds1J
10:23 George Carlin's seven words resurface on the iPhone. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. http://j.mp/6jMmL7
12:08 I hate having to go to the post office this time of year. Even the automated system has a long line.
15:03 Catching up on movies I missed. 11 min into Up and I want to cry. Do we all regret the path we didn't get to follow, or is that just me?
15:10 Digby: "It's why a good number of them turn to Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin. What they say may not be true, but it least it 'makes sense.'"

2009-12-12

Friday's Tweets

11:33 Muppets do the Carol of the Bells: http://tinyurl.com/ylp5392 Swedish Chef, Beaker & Animal. DING DONG!
11:39 Watch @mosspuppet weigh in on Crunchgear vs. the JooJoo tablet things. Better than the real Mossberg!
11:48 I'm being followed by a puppet, and a cranky one at that! Welcome, @mosspuppet!
14:39 They're remaking UFO! As a movie! With Ali Larter! *sigh* At least they can't make it suck more than the original. http://bit.ly/58gYgm
16:42 @lomara Keep it up, Kim. I'm missing ME, VT, WV, MS, AR, IN, and AK. Hope to knock out four of the seven next spring.

2009-12-11

Thursday's Tweets

09:42 Israel is running a for real War on Christmas. Repugs take note: this is what one looks like. http://bit.ly/6AYug8
09:45 Best comments: If the U.S. invades Israel at Xmas, can we call it a Blitzenkrieg? We'll have a Donner party after the inevitable victory.
11:29 Chanukah droidels! I don't know whether to laugh, groan or be offended. http://bit.ly/4yBNG5

2009-12-10

Wednesday's Tweets

07:51 Gonzo's regret: Bush's DOJ not political *enough* to avoid getting caught in US Attorney firing scandal. http://bit.ly/8SYkot
07:54 Gay in Uganda becomes a capital crime. We may look on Idi Amin as the good old days. http://bit.ly/4KFj8m
08:15 MO House Speaker thinks gays are deviates. Choking a sex partner? Just good clean fun. http://bit.ly/6PNALe
08:34 Fox poll on global warming adds up to 120%. Innumerate as well as illiterate, guys? Or do you just think your viewers are morons?
08:39 Shocker! Fox's Gretchen Carlson not really a shit-for-brains bimbo. She just plays one on TV. (Really a Stanford grad & Oxford attendee.)
08:53 @JustaSunGod I bet it's a fake. Unless that dog really does have symmetric spots above his eyes...
09:28 I got 29 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
10:18 RT @JustaSunGod: Outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. Bad news: had to take him down after 2 days http://twitpic.com/stdij
10:54 @ScaperSuse Are we talking literal rain, or the figurative kind?
13:57 Rob Enderle: not just technologically incompetent but barely literate as well! http://bit.ly/71XAmE
14:54 The *best* Amazon product review *ever*: http://tinyurl.com/ycy3cz5 Thank you, @VictoriaDahl & @jcsn72!
16:01 Uganda reconsiders; no death penalty or life in jail for gayitude. Counseling instead, because that works so well. http://bit.ly/6uvSZS
18:15 Suddenly my FB notifications are showing up in reverse order: oldest to newest. Anybody else?
18:25 RT @ebertchicago: Penn Jillette and the jerk Ben Stein on Larry King in 10 minutes at 8 CST. Saw him in half, Penn. [Don't hold back, Roger]
22:13 @MsCaliLogan Vista? Is that some sort of non-Mac operating system?

2009-12-09

Tuesday's Tweets

07:44 My weather app says it's 33F in Mountain View. WTF? On the other hand, need to get out and see if there's snow on the mountains to shoot.
07:51 So that right wing sting of Acorn that got all the attention? Turns out the video was edited *and* new audio put in. http://bit.ly/7qRznE
08:07 RT @JustaSunGod: Can anyone poke holes in this mathematical formula? Seems pretty solid. http://bit.ly/91tmrk [It's twoo! It's twoo!]
09:29 I got 78 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:43 RT @FakeAPStylebook: There is no hyphen in "postpartum depression." Those are reserved for real, male diseases. [Like jock itch?]
17:09 @VictoriaDahl If you like that version, try the Da Vinci's Notebook original (with Farscape video by yours truly): http://bit.ly/78cz4Z
17:13 @VictoriaDahl Try this one and scroll down a little: http://www.disordered.org/Video-5.html
18:22 @KateRothwell Or "blame game" means we know it's all our fault but want to distract you with... HEY! LOOK OVER THERE!
19:25 Watching something called Outer Space Astronauts. Is this WTF television, or did I just eat something way past its expiration date?
21:54 Jeeze, Rob Enderle is a bigger asshat than John Dvorak. Why the JooJoo tablet threatens Apple's nonexistent offering: http://bit.ly/7Jg91d

2009-12-08

Monday's Tweets

04:25 Up too early; thank you Chicago jetlag. And it's raining...
09:37 I got 19 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:47 Extolling the virtues of sushi to a nonbeliever. Doubt I convinced him, but it worked on me. Sushiing at this very moment.
14:35 Man, I'd hate to be a porn-watching Muslim terrorist with Tedd Petruna on the job! http://bit.ly/4WFN5K
15:22 Weird. Just got a tweet in Japanese. I'm not following them, they're not following me. So how and why did I get this?
16:54 @slowprincess OJ is good. Maybe a little vodka to make it go down easier.
21:29 Anybody else find it ironic that SyFy counts a psychic network among its sponsors? Used to think of SF fans as more rational than that.

2009-12-07

Sunday's Tweets

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04:03 Up, checked out and waiting for the airport shuttle. 5 1/2 hours sleep should be enough for anybody, right?
04:09 They just cranked up the lights in the hotel lobby. Too early.
04:35 Don't like the official Retweet. No comments? No way!
04:44 Chicago traffic early on Sunday morning is much more to my liking. Be at O'Hare in no time.
06:46 Still an hour before my flight. Breakfasted, caught up online, listening to Nikonians podcast. Would much rather be sleeping.
07:12 Gate change: K11 to H15. Not the longest possible walk. But close.
07:32 On the plane. I'm in the exit row, which is less uncomfortable than the rest of cattle class. About half full. So let's get aboard and go!
09:10 Free WiFi on this flight! Thank you, GoGo and American!
09:14 The iPhone FlightTrack app notified me that my flight has departed. No shit; that explains this whole "plane in midair" this thing...
09:29 Pilot says we're over central Nebraska. All I see is white cloud, so I'll have to take his word for it.
10:27 Installing new iPhone apps at 30,000 feet? Not a good idea.
10:33 Over western Wyoming now. I cam see ground. But it's all white for some reason.
11:16 Over central Nevada now. The white of Wyoming has turned to brown. That's good, right?
11:34 @MsCaliLogan I really don't think it's fair to blame Chicago for your hangover, do you? Glad you had fun acquiring it!
12:11 55 miles from SFO. Probably have to turn off WiFi and my iPod soon. Good thing I have a book to fall back on.
12:33 Landed at SFO. Home soon, after a stop for something to eat. Breakfast was a long time ago.
12:55 Amazing. My bag was waiting for me. Now at BART, waiting for the train to my car. I'll save you the rest of the journey.
18:28 Argument for Swiss minaret ban: when do you stop tolerating the intolerant? Not sure where I stand on this one. http://j.mp/5MiOZB

2009-12-06

Saturday's Tweets

07:49 Okay, that was weird. Playing a game on FB when suddenly a commercial started running. Just audio, over the game sound effects.
07:50 BTW, Chicago's McCormick Place in winter? Not an interesting place to shoot. Or be, for that matter.
09:23 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
12:11 @slowprincess Yes, ma'am. Still here until tomorrow morning.
13:51 Fun shooting with Cassie & Kristy in an old industrial building in Chicago. Life is good.
20:16 Shoot's still going on, and I have to get up in 7 hours. Tomorrow's gonna suck.
21:54 After the group shoot, helped with one-on-one shoots. One of the nicest photographers, and one serious ass-hat. That bell curve thing.

2009-12-05

Friday's Tweets

00:22 Video Professor ad on now. Don't think I'll order. I hear it's scamtastic!
06:29 Up, dressed and ready to head to SFO. Three hours before my flight; what am I doing?
07:25 Serious fog on the way to San Bruno BART. Waiting for train to airport. Wonder if my flight'll be delayed.
07:27 BART monitors are advertising Avatar. It's a movie, not the Second Coming. I don't want to see it, free tickets or nit.
07:27 That nit should have been not.
07:27 Or not been.
08:17 United has insane lines at Security. American's were easy. More efficiency? Fewer flights? Fewer flyers? I wouldn't fly United on a bet.
08:36 @Emeraldcity3 I'd put US Airways in last place. Charging for water? That's just evil.
09:03 AT&T sucks at SFO. Full signal, but intermittent network connection. (Took 2 tries to tweet this.)
09:27 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
13:44 Weird to be cut off from the Intertubes. But Tweetie saves my draft tweets, & will blast them out when I get to ORD.
13:44 iPhone needs to let me add words to spell check. Doesn't know WiFi or SFO or ORD or others I use a lot. Adding them to contacts too hacky.
13:44 Just realized something. American's showing NBC shows & promos. For years they showed CBS. Wonder when it changed. (Why is obviou$.)
13:45 Just landed at ORD. Which explains that tweet flood.
14:59 Chicago freeways need carpool lanes. Traffic sucks!
15:01 @VictoriaDahl Darn right! Nice girls don't have those thoughts!

2009-12-04

Thursday's Tweets

06:43 Jim Emerson on @ebertchicago's blog shows that on the Intertubes you can never be unsubtle enough for some people. http://bit.ly/646ff5
08:24 Verizon sponsored last night's Daily Show, but AT&T had Colbert. There's something significant in that, although I have no idea what it is.
09:36 I got 20 images accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
16:15 RT @ebertchicago: Andrew Sullivan resigns from the Right Wing. http://bit.ly/5Y8KF4 [What hath Rush & co. wrought?]
16:24 @MsCaliLogan You mean you didn't know about that part? I thought your enthusiasm for Chicago would be short lived.
21:23 Tonight's Bones is a giant commercial for Avatar. This sort of marketing takes me right out of the show. Sucks big time.
23:02 Have to get up early for a flight, but I can't sleep. Watching The Rookie for the 20th time.
23:38 Amazing commercials at this hour. Lord's Prayer on a crystal pendant. Vacuum penis pump. (Two different products.)

2009-12-03

Wednesday's Tweets

08:12 @DearRedhead Ohmygods! That is coke-snorting-out-the-nose hilarious!
08:32 RT @JustaSunGod: Once again, I was disqualified from "Best Decorated House" contest due to my bad attitude! - http://twitpic.com/ruf7i
10:10 @slowprincess Yes, but it takes the right two people to pull it off. I know it's possible because I've done it.
10:52 Which is a better indicator of the end of civilization? The Tiger Woods' car crash feeding frenzy? Or the inevitable collapse of Dubai?
10:53 Watching Tom Friedman on last night's Daily Show. How did I ever see Friedman as not an ass-hat?
19:55 Back from a shoot with Jasmin, a Puerto Rican living in Harlem. She didn't scare me at all. (Why are you laughing?)
20:25 I love this story. Rape-defending Repugs are pissed at Al Franken for making them look bad. Thank you, Al. http://bit.ly/628m3p
22:04 @barryeisler Fixed. Guests will now be able to see attached photos.
22:12 @barryeisler It helps that I get such amazing subjects to shoot! You can tell I love my work, can't you?
22:13 @VictoriaDahl Try looking at the pictures now, Victoria. Fixed a small permission problem.
22:21 @VictoriaDahl Do you mean, can I make you look to the camera the way you do to those who love you? I can certainly try...
22:27 @VictoriaDahl I can do anything! Would you believe that @barryeisler's really a short, fat, old guy? No, wait; that's me...

2009-12-02

Tuesday's Tweets

06:42 @JustaSunGod Biannual? Or semiannual?
06:54 @JustaSunGod My apologies. M-W agrees, although it gives biennial (every two years) as the 2nd def.
08:57 Wrong, wronger, wrongest: industry pundits crack wise on the iPhone's likely failure. http://bit.ly/8xQUOa
09:27 I got an image accepted to @shutterstock today! Check out my gallery here: http://tinyurl.com/ltgjp5
09:30 @JustaSunGod @THErealDVORAK is never more smug and arrogant than when he's full of shit. Why I stopped listening to the TWiT podcast.
15:28 A good morning shooting. The subject is pleased; now if only his publisher feels the same way...

2009-12-01

Monday's Tweets

10:29 @JustaSunGod Maybe your tweets aren't stolen. Maybe people are still recovering from the long weekend. I know I would be, if I had a job.
10:36 @JustaSunGod Nothing to be sorry about, Lee. I'm doing okay. It's just that holidays don't have the same impact when you're not working.
10:53 Feds fine Continental & ExpressJet $100K for treating passengers like shit. http://bit.ly/4Q1j5k I remember when I thought flying was fun.
11:38 Sarah Palin Going Rogue bus tour only missing one thing: Sarah Palin actually *on* the bus. http://bit.ly/4zCFr6
11:41 Pop Mechanics Product of the Year killed before it can exist. TechCrunch CrunchPad is not to be. (Sorry, Hamlet.) http://bit.ly/8roN5q
11:57 Anti-gay protestor in Syracuse protested for her appalling fashion sense. Now there's justice. Can I get a Hell Yeah? http://bit.ly/6C6vGB
12:46 Just joined in support of the 2010 CA Protection of Marriage Act. Preserve marriage; ban divorce! http://bit.ly/7wjHnX
15:00 @ScaperSuse Best of luck! I'm sure they'll love you!
15:17 Rudolph is about gay empowerment (Clarisse was his beard?) & other hidden messages in Xmas specials: http://bit.ly/8X3qzE
15:25 Poe's Law: Without a winking smiley, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.
15:50 Sophie Madeleine plays Dylan on a ukulele. Lovely. (And she sounds nice too.) http://bit.ly/7j6OF7
16:20 RT @jesswinfield "Tiger Tiger burning bright/In the forest of the night/What immortal hand or eye/Made you hit a hydrant then a tree?"
17:12 @JustaSunGod Go with Journaled. It deals with power outages much better.