Oh, the humanity!

The horror of it all! To lose our way amid the chaos
of false paths, broken lanes and desolate byways
that is the net! Is there no hope?
Can we find no beacon in
the gloom to point
us back toward

But wait!
What's that
in the distance?
There amidst the dark
and the sinister that surround us:
could it be the dim glow of a welcoming doorway?
It is! There is the prospect of warmth and solace here.
Who would have expected to find a bastion of light and cheer
surrounded by such an endless, boundless and depthless sea of disorder...?

Speak to the gatekeeper.